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The story of of Dark ePUB #9734 a young man named Waldo who grows up in a world where monsters the undead and dark magic are a part of everyday life He is forced to go on a journey to prove himself and soon discovers The sort eBook #191 t THE SORT OF DARK MAGE is a fantasy parody about an evil wizard not really who is the last remaining member of the Corpselover lineage Basically like the Malfoys back in a time when magic meant something than going to a posh school all the elder siblings to Walder Corpselover have gotten themselves killed trying to prove themselves worthy Waldo is Neville Longbottom than Draco though and is thoroughly unualified for the position as heir to the most prestigious of all evil wizarding families Sensing this his mother Lilith has become even overprotective so her rivals demand he be sent on a suicidal uest to prove himself Waldo must tame three Great Monsters steal a dragon age and kill a knight when even one of these tasks would get him killed Thankfully Waldo s gentle nature as much as he denies it is it s own kind of defense and he ends up getting his first Great Monster a chaste succubus named Alice by accidentally marrying her in the first town he visitsIt s all downhill from thereI absolutely love this book and give it extremely high marks This is pretty much the same feeling people have described reading my Supervillainy Saga or how I felt with the Hard Luck Hank series Its basically a nonstop series of laughs stemming from Waldo s failed attempts at being a bad person and Alice s eually unsuccessful attempts to make Waldo a good person It s a joke which sometimes wears a bit thin but mostly holds up throughout the bookIf I were to make a comparison it s pretty much the Addam s Family or Munsters with the fact Waldo is a liberal Goth kid who is mostly harmless despite being arrogant and snooty Mind you all the other Dark Wizards in the world really are evil but he s just a liberal open minded oddball who happens to live in a world which consists of either Mordor or oppressive theocratic religious states It s a bit of a cheat that the White Mages are all racist bigots but killing all monsters for God is hardly a new idea in a Dungeons and Dragons themed world It is DD themed too since the magic functions on Vancian principles of memorization cast forgetThat s not a bad thingMy favorite character of the book happens to be Lilith Waldo s mother Maybe I m a sucker for beautiful dark haired older women necromancers but I had an image in my head of her as Monica Belluci and that was a very nice image I love how she s perfectly suited to be the kind of evil wizardess villain in another fantasy setting but works here as Waldo s dotting mother Other supporting characters work well like Elsa and the Archlich but a lot of Waldo s uest remains unfinished at the end of the book This is clearly a story which will take at least a trilogy to completeAre there flaws A few The book doesn t indent its paragraphs and 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226 everything a fantasy reader would want dark magic betrayal zombies vampires a journey of discovery secret plots beautiful big breasted women and murderous flesh eating rabbitsJust kidding about the rabbitsI'm saving them for the seuel From the title it s pretty clear it s comedic and we re not dealing with a strong character It s fun and laughable Waldo is a shut in and sheltered He comes from an odd and evil family He is forced to go on a uest or trial And he goes off on his uest It s fun and silly His perceptions are warped and weird He s stubborn but nice That s really the gist of it It s a simple story where the protagonist goes on a really hard uest and tries really hard to succeed The protagonist is a nice person but tries to be evil from his evil family background There s also sweet and funny romances I like it This is the good partThe not bad and not good part is that there s a lot of cliche or Mary Sue type of stuff There s also reference and whatnot It s up to youThe bad part is nothing makes any sense But you can usually just brush over it and accept it If you don t really think too deep about it it s fine If you do think into it you ll probably give this book a negative 10 But if you continue and read Book 2 those problems will shine I wasn t able to finish Book 2 Perhaps I will try later

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Hat his beliefs don't fit into the wider worldThis is a light fantasy that is heavy on the humor with some romance and action as well It has mature themes and language and is aimed at an adult audienceIt is filled with sort of Dark Epub # Just couldn t do it The writing was so so awkward and bad It comes across as the author s personal Mary Sue except that it makes it even woooorrrsseee Every woman who gets introduced is described as attractive and usually full figured and curvy from the main character s point of view even if the woman in uestion is his sister or mother I have been told by my husband who read the whole book that later the main character tells his wife that she has the second best pair of breasts he has ever seen topped only by his mother s HOKAY But yeah There was so much of the Hello mother I am going to do this thing mother Yes son I will be proud of you son Thank you mother Goodbye son that conversation is a paraphrase but the amount of mothers and sons that happens is not an exaggerationMaybe the story is interesting Who knows I could not get past the atrocious grammar spelling dialogue weirdly incestuous relationships character division between Real Characters and NPCs who just spouted random nonsense like they were choosing all the options on an RPG conversation wheel and what I can only assume was an ever increasing misogynistic bent I COULDN T DO IT GUYS

  • Paperback
  • 492
  • The sort of Dark Mage
  • Nelson Chereta
  • English
  • 14 August 2019
  • 9781484009352

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10 thoughts on “The sort of Dark Mage

  1. says:

    First if you are reading this to see if you should read The sort of Dark Mage stop right now and go and read it No really I'm not joking stop reading this dumb review and go buy or if you have to beg borrow or steal The sort of Dark MageAnd

  2. says:

    Don't let the title fool you or the comments the book is funny This is fore mostly an excellent and uniue story it is also hilarious The uniue premise is that the protagonist comes from a long and illustrious line of evil mages and necromancers from a country of evil mages and necromancers and wishes nothing than to be one himself The fact

  3. says:

    THE SORT OF DARK MAGE is a fantasy parody about an evil wizard not really who is the last remaining member of the Corpselover lineage Basically like the Malfoys back in a time when magic meant something than going to a posh school all the elder siblings to Walder Corpselover have gotten themselves killed trying to prove

  4. says:

    Just couldn't do it The writing was so so awkward and bad It comes across as the author's personal Mary Sue except that it makes it even woooorrrsseee Every woman who gets introduced is described as attractive and usually full figured and curvy from the main character's point of view even if the woman in uestion is his sister or mother I have been told by my husband who read the whole book that later the mai

  5. says:

    Light hearted and funny yes really this is a book about a Dark Mage I'm not kidding I've had uite a bit of fun reading Nelson Chereta's first book in the seriesThe self published work comes with the usual weaknesses The be

  6. says:

    A fun read This book doesnt take itself too seriously the humor is sometimes uite dark but fun for all that I especially like the chapters covering Waldo's mother her meeting with the council and the interview of t

  7. says:

    Comical and enjoyableThe book has lots of humor about an evil wizard who is not but really kind of wants to be and his first uest Still some editing issues but overall still easy to read

  8. says:

    Take a gold fish out of water a really good fish that doesn't have a mean bone in it's body and raise it in a shark tankWhen it's all big and mature throw it back with the other gold fishesThis is this story Waldo

  9. says:

    From the title it's pretty clear it's comedic and we're not dealing with a strong character It's fun and laughable Waldo is a shut in and sheltered He comes from an odd and evil family He is forced to go on a uest or trial And he goes off on h

  10. says:

    Fantastic I've never been compelled to write a review in my life This book was simply stated amazing Magic succubus orcs ogres this book had it all It was dark humor at its best Go out and read this book then recommend it to everyone you have ever met

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